In the headlines
A major review into England and Walesâs water sector says that the regulator Ofwat should be scrapped. Jon Cunliffeâs report calls for the creation of a single new regulator to ensure water companies âact in the public as well as the private interestâ, and warns that, without urgent reform, water bills will rise by another 30% over the next five years. Israeli forces have launched an assault on Deir al-Balah in central Gaza, one of the only cities in the territory that hadnât yet been invaded and where it is assumed that Israeli hostages are being held. Yesterday, Israel killed at least 79 Palestinians seeking aid in Gaza, according to the Hamas-run health ministry. Physical activity holidays, such as hiking or surfing, are better for your wellbeing than relaxing by a pool, according to scientists who surveyed more than 3,000 holidaymakers. They also found that two-week breaks are followed by deeper lows, with the first Monday back at work a starker âshock to the systemâ.
Comment

Yusuf and Farage. Leon Neal/Getty
Reform have missed an easy win
Reform UK could have enjoyed a ânice easy winâ over the Afghan data leak, says Camilla Tominey in The Daily Telegraph. They could have said: successive governments not only cocked up but covered up a taxpayer-funded scandal that resulted in thousands of Afghans being resettled in the UK. If you want to fix this âbrazen example of broken Britainâ, vote for us. But they didnât. Instead, party bigwig Zia Yusuf â dangerously addicted to âtweeting before thinkingâ â posted: âWhen the Tories were booted out of office the public didnât even know of their worst crimeâ, then took to the airwaves to decry âprobably the biggest scandal, biggest political cover up, certainly in my lifetimeâ. Really?
Yes, this was a âgargantuan blunderâ, and I canât see why a superinjunction was needed when a traditional D-notice (a non-legal agreement with the press not to publish information related to national security) would have sufficed. But is Yusuf seriously suggesting no measures should have been taken to protect those âbrave Afghansâ who served alongside our troops? And what about the spooks, and members of the SAS and SBS whose details were also exposed? Itâs a scandal, but the biggest? Bigger than infected blood or Horizon? Rape gangs? How about MPsâ expenses? âCash for questions? Cash for honours? Cash for influence?â What about Covid fraud, in which former Reform MP James McMurdock has become embroiled? I understand that Yusuf thinks his mission is to âdestroyâ the Tories but these childish attacks are a huge turn-off to those like Suella Braverman who were poised to defect. If Reform wants to be taken seriously, it needs to be more than an âanti-Conservative protest movementâ.
Fashion
Counterfeiters have âperfected the knockoff handbagâ, says Carol Ryan in The Wall Street Journal. And itâs âdisrupting the economics of the luxury industryâ. A new generation of âsuperfakesâ look as good as the real thing â unless you have an x-ray machine â and are sold on exclusive WhatsApp group chats for anything from $500 to $5,000. Marketed as âreplicas, mirror bags, superclones or 1:1sâ, these counterfeit clutches are even delivered direct to customersâ doors in immaculate (fake) branded packaging. And when bags like the Lady Dior sell for 15 times what they cost to make, whoâs the real villain?
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The rest of todayâs newsletter contains Tucker Carlsonâs paranoid obsession with the Epstein case, as well as our usual selection of shorter pieces, including:
đ· Why the Queen always carried a fiver
đș How to win your wifeâs bodyweight in beer
đą AIâs favourite number
đ„ The cucumber that squirts its seeds 39 ft
đ Why Gen Z are staring at you blankly
đ The real villain in the rise of âsuperfakeâ handbags
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