Boris Johnson is quite right to resist calls to step down, says The Sun. There’s no doubt that the lockdown-breaching parties in No 10 have “sickened the nation” – and this is the first PM “to have broken the law while in office”. But “we must keep a sense of proportion. This is not a mistake worthy of Britain losing both its Prime Minister and Chancellor.” The party in question, to mark Johnson’s 56th birthday, was hardly a party at all. He and his colleagues were, technically, in their workplace. It lasted less than ten minutes. The birthday cake didn’t even come out of its Tupperware box. Johnson has, rightly, paid his fine and apologised. Now let’s concentrate on supporting Ukraine “during the biggest European military crisis since the fall of the Berlin Wall”.

“I love a cheeky Nando’s,” says Clemmie Moodie in The Sun. “What I don’t love is being told my 10-wing roulette and sweet potato wedges with garlic Perinaise contain 1,261 calories.” That, alas, is the depressing reality of the government’s “latest diktat to curb obesity”. Under the plan, which came into effect last week, all restaurant businesses with more than 250 employees must publish how many calories their dishes contain. Ministers argue that we already have calorie counts on supermarket labels, so why not restaurant menus too? But “no one goes to Tesco for a treat”. Restaurants are meant to be “a fun, indulgent, sensory experience”. You go out to have a nice time, not count calories.