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Prince Andrew has agreed to pay a reported £12m to settle his sex abuse lawsuit in the US. The Duke of York, who denies ever having met his accuser, Virginia Giuffre, caved in after a mammoth 72-hour secret negotiation between their lawyers. “Royal wrong ‘un pays out to sex victim he’s never met,” says the Star. “As you do.”American boffins say they have cured a woman of HIV for the first time, using a cutting-edge stem cell transplant method that has enabled her to quit medication and remain asymptomatic and healthy. Only two other people have been cured of the deadly virus, both men. Insulate Britain activists are planning to hold a series of traffic-blocking dance parties on the M25 at midday on Saturday, says the Sun. “Raving Morons.”