The Covid self-isolation period has been cut to seven days to “save Christmas for thousands”, says Andrew Gregory in The Guardian. Post-Christmas restrictions could be avoided if hospital admissions in London stay below 400 a day for the rest of this week, says Jane Merrick in the I newspaper. The latest figure, from Sunday, is 245. Dubai’s Princess Haya, 47, has won a record £554m divorce settlement from the emirate’s ruler, Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, 72. The couple once spent £2m on strawberries in a single summer. After four years of silence, Big Ben will bong once again at midnight on New Year’s Eve. All four faces of the Palace of Westminster’s clock tower will be visible for the first time since restoration work began in 2017.
A currency crisis in Turkey is hitting the country’s hazelnut farmers, who produce 70% of the world’s supply. What does this mean for lovers of nutty breakfast spreads? “There’s a good chance there will be a Nutella shortage soon,” says The Hustle.
Staying young
Mary McCartney has revealed one of her father Paul’s strange habits to The Sunday Times. The 79-year-old former Beatle finishes his morning exercise routine with a “faultless, unsupported five-minute headstand”.
On the money
Russian officials are paid £67bn in bribes every year, according to Moscow’s Higher School of Economics. That’s equivalent to a third of the government’s annual revenue.
Love etc
Snapchat notifies users when someone is typing a message to them, even if the message is never sent. This has led some users to “type” but not send – just so you know they’re thinking about you. It’s a lot like “lo squillo”, an Italian trend during the 2000s, says The Stage’s Nick Clark on Twitter. People would phone, then hang up after one ring. “As an uninitiated Brit, I found out ringing back was not the done thing. No one actually wanted a chat.”
Quoted
Quoted 22-12
“Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don’t find one, it’s you.”
Entrepreneur Mark Cuban
Noted
This year’s MI6 Christmas card has put a festive twist on the James Bond films’ opening sequence, with Santa taking the place of the secret agent. The intelligence agency usually has a more standoff-ish relationship with 007: MI6 head Richard Moore told The Economist earlier this month that the character was misogynistic, violent and “not terribly appealing to many women”.
Snapshot answer
It’s President Biden’s new puppy, Commander. The three-month-old German shepherd has replaced Biden’s other rescue dog, Major, who had to leave the White House after a series of “biting incidents”. According to Jill Biden’s spokesman, Major is now living in “a quieter environment with family friends”.