An unnamed Conservative MP has been accused of repeatedly watching porn in the House of Commons in full view of female colleagues. A highly charged meeting of 50 female Tory MPs to discuss Westminster harassment was “like a bloodletting”, one attendee tells the Daily Mirror. “Everybody was sharing awful stories.” Durham police are considering reopening a probe into claims that Keir Starmer broke lockdown rules by “swigging beer” with colleagues last April, says the Daily Mail. It’s “scandalous and unacceptable” for police to fine the PM but not the Labour leader for very similar events. Up to a third of fish and chip shops could close this year thanks to Vladimir Putin, says the I newspaper. Ukraine is the world’s largest exporter of sunflower oil – essential for frying up a fish supper – and the Russian invasion has pushed prices through the roof.