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Ten million people have already signed up to a Twitter rival launched this morning by Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg. The Facebook founder says Threads will be a “friendly” platform; Twitter owner Elon Musk says indulging in “false happiness” is a waste of time. Tory MP Chris Pincher should be suspended for eight weeks for groping two men last year, parliament’s standards commissioner has concluded. The recommendation means Rishi Sunak will likely face a fifth by-election later this year. Adele says she won’t stand for audiences throwing things on stage. Referencing the recent trend of people lobbing everything from phones to a woman’s ashes at performers, the singer told concertgoers in Las Vegas: “I f***ing dare you… If you throw anything at me I’ll f***ing kill you.”