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The lifelong pleasure of keeping a diary
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Life
Bridget Jones with her diary
The lifelong pleasure of keeping a diary
âI always say, keep a diary and some day itâll keep you,â says Gyles Brandreth in Literary Review. I started mine aged 11, when my great aunt Edith gave me a shortened â âand thoroughly expurgatedâ â edition of the diaries of Samuel Pepys, which inspired me to keep my own. Itâs how I bonded with the veteran MP Tony Benn, âprobably the most prolific diarist of his dayâ. He encouraged me to keep at it and include as much everyday detail as possible. âItâs a dreadful burden,â he said, âbut youâll be grateful in the end.â Tony dictated his diary in later years, which led to misunderstandings in transcription. He told me how he had found âcuddly Poohâ in the middle of one entry, and it had taken him a while to work out that it should have read âCudlipp, whoâŚâ
As an MP, I wrote my diaries in the Commons; the rules of the House do not allow you to read books in committee, but you can write them. (Though one colleague did manage to complete War and Peace while serving on the Finance Bill Committee, by photocopying 50 pages a day and tucking them inside the Budget Red Book.) âMildly squiffyâ in the Commons library at 2am, I once wrote a colourful account of a late-night spat Iâd witnessed between the Chancellor and the Foreign Secretary. The following morning, âsober and aghastâ, I couldnât find my diary anywhere. I searched high and low before remembering where it was. I rushed to the library and saw Peter Mandelson, already known as the Prince of Darkness, leafing through my papers. âMy heart stood still.â Peter looked up and smiled: âIâve found it.â
Love etc
Salvador DalĂ. Hulton Archive/Getty
When working for Penthouse magazine in 1969, says Lynn Barber in The Daily Telegraph, I interviewed Salvador DalĂ in Paris. I was advised to address the artists as âMaĂŽtreâ, which came naturally â he was âso tall, so old, so grand and so exotic-lookingâ â and to ask him about sex. âZee painters are always zee big masturbators â nevaire make love, only watch, and some-times masturbation,â he explained. âEvery big artist, every important people â Michelangelo, Leonardo, Napoleon â is impotent and this is good. Because if you work too well with your sex, you never produce nozzing. Only childs.â After the interview I had lunch with him and his wife Gala, and when weâd finished, his aide asked if Iâd like to join the couple for a threesome. I gave them my standard reply to such requests: that âIâd love to, but it was the wrong time of the monthâ.
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Workers at Wuhan airport in April 2020. Getty
Itâs looking more and more like Covid came from a lab leak
For more than four years, says Alina Chan in The New York Times, the search for the truth of Covidâs origins has been derailed by âreflexive partisan politicsâ. But a growing body of evidence suggests that the pandemic âmost likely occurred because a virus escaped from a research labâ. Of course, it always seemed a hell of a coincidence that the SARS-like virus emerged in Wuhan, the same city as the worldâs foremost research lab for SARS-like viruses. Or that, according to US intelligence sources, several scientists at the lab happened to fall ill in autumn 2019, just before Covid first emerged. The previous year, the institute applied for funding to create a virus with something called a âfurin cleavage siteâ on its protein spike. Of the hundreds of SARS-like viruses catalogued by scientists, the one that caused Covid, SARSâCoVâ2, âis the only one known to possess a furin cleavage site at its spikeâ.
The official explanation for the pandemic â that the coronavirus emerged naturally in Wuhanâs live animal markets â has never added up. The viruses most similar to SARSâCoVâ2 circulate in bats living roughly 1,000 miles from Wuhan, yet there was âno known trace of infectionâ anywhere between the two. In previous coronavirus outbreaks â SARS in 2002, Mers in 2012 â scientists quickly found multiple pieces of clear evidence linking infected humans to infected animals. With Covid, all those pieces are still missing: ânot a single infected animal has ever been confirmed at the market or in its supply chainâ. Of course, itâs still possible that Covid was the result of a natural spillover. More likely is that it was âthe most costly accident in the history of scienceâ.
Inside politics
Modi: braggadocio to put Putin to shame
The âchavâ in a monogrammed pinstripe suit
Narendra Modi has ânarrowly won his third electionâ, says Pratinav Anil in UnHerd. The Indian prime ministerâs party fell short of a majority, so it will have to govern in a coalition. Nevertheless, the 73-year-old is entering his second decade in power, despite running âone of the most thuggish and corrupt governments in Indian historyâ. Itâs in no small part thanks to the âpiss-poor oppositionâ. They routinely depict Modi as a âchavâ â he is the son of a lower-caste chaiwallah (tea-seller), and once turned up to a meeting with Barack Obama âin a monogrammed pinstripe suit spelling out his name a million times in goldâ. In a country where ânearly everyone is working-classâ, such sneers only make him more popular.
Modi got his start in the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), a powerful Hindu nationalist organisation. The RSS was traditionally an âupper-caste affairâ; its high-ranking members took vows of celibacy â Modi is âlikely still a virginââ and channelled their frustrations through âpunitive calisthenicsâ and âsweaty wrestlingâ. Modi has taken that theatre and machismo into politics: he was an early adopter of using 3D holograms in election campaigns, where largely illiterate audiences were left wondering if his apparition âwas an avatar of Vishnuâsâ. And his braggadocio is enough to âput Putin to shameâ. He talks of his 56-inch chest and âpenchant for wild swimming surrounded by crocodilesâ â one of which he once nonchalantly brought home, âonly to be reproached by his motherâ.
Books
Edwards in the 1970s
The publicist to rockstar royalty
On Alan Edwardsâs first day as a music publicist in 1975, says Neil McCormick in The Daily Telegraph, the Who drummer Keith Moon arrived at the office in Pimlico âwearing a fur coat, monocle and top hat, and introduced himself by tipping over a desk and trashing the placeâ. Edwards thought heâd be sacked, but when his boss came back from lunch he just said: âMoonâs been in, has he?â Edwards has been in the âchaotic world of rock ânâ rollâ ever since. He has worked with Blondie, The Stranglers, The Spice Girls and The Rolling Stones. He played football with Bob Marley, bribed the US mafia to rig chart positions for Big Country, and sketched out âBrand Beckhamâ on the back of a train ticket. He became so close to David Bowie that he once stood in for the star in a radio interview âwithout anyone noticingâ.
As Edwards recounts in his new memoir, working with the Stones was like being in a âmedieval royal court with everyone jostling for influence and favourâ. When sizing him up for the role, Keith Richards left him âwaiting for seven hours in a tiny room with a single chair and a broken windowâ, before bursting in and interrogating him on blues and reggae. Other clients were just as weird. During his time working with Prince, the star had a suitcase adapted so that he could hide inside and spy on meetings. That almost went badly wrong during an American tour, when the case was accidentally parked with others in the corridor ready to be transported thousands of miles, âwith Prince still insideâ.
I Was There: Dispatches from a Life in Rock and Roll by Alan Edwards is available to buy here
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