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The duchess who swept the floors at Lourdes
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The duchess who swept the floors at Lourdes

🔫 Glasto for guns | 📚 Farage’s reading | 👎 Animal Farm

Will Trump finally stand up to Putin?
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Will Trump finally stand up to Putin?

🍇 Vineyard for sale | 🌭 Splendid sausages | 🥀 Labour liars

What this “needless” scandal tells us about Starmer
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What this “needless” scandal tells us about Starmer

🐄 Allergy-free Amish | 🎙️ AI slop | 😷 Medical mystery

America’s “self-perpetuating” cycle of political violence
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America’s “self-perpetuating” cycle of political violence

🍔 AI nostalgia | 🚬 Sneaky Xi | 🇨🇦 $1m treasure hunt

Boy was I wrong about the war of the sexes
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Boy was I wrong about the war of the sexes

🤗 Greeting etiquette | 🔮 Horoscope hoax | 🎬 AI movie

Is Shabana Mahmood Labour’s Mrs Thatcher?
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Is Shabana Mahmood Labour’s Mrs Thatcher?

🤑 Putin’s immortality | 💔 ChatGPT dumping | 📺 MasterChef

Keir Starmer’s pathological insecurity
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Keir Starmer’s pathological insecurity

🔴 Blood Moon | 😬 SEALs slip-up | 🐶 Drink-driving

The man who walked 1,000 miles around the Oval
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The man who walked 1,000 miles around the Oval

🇷🇺 Putin’s pals | 🦬 Badass bison | 🧸 “Fwowed up”

How much will Rayner’s exit hurt Starmer?
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How much will Rayner’s exit hurt Starmer?

😵‍💫 Hippie mafia | 🪡 Armani’s empire | 🇬🇧 Patriotic Keir

Sorry Nigel, aping Trump won’t help your cause
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Sorry Nigel, aping Trump won’t help your cause

🥊 Fighting Jesus | 🤯 $35k a month | 🏍️ Papal motorbike

Xi Jinping is holding the West together
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Xi Jinping is holding the West together

🛩️ $200m IT call | 🤣 99 problems | 📜 Papyrus pessimists

The illiberal hounding of Graham Linehan
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The illiberal hounding of Graham Linehan

🍌 “London banana” | 😱 75-storey fall | 😵‍💫 Green leader