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A gift from France worth keeping. Getty

Never listen to French intellectuals

The Statue of Liberty was given to the American people by the French 140 years ago this week to honour the American Revolution, which Paris backed with money, ships and soldiers. Sadly, says Dimitri Burshtein in The Wall Street Journal, some of France’s other gifts have been “far less helpful”. For more than 200 years, French intellectuals have presumed to speak for humanity, and too often humanity has listened. In the 18th century, the philosophes argued that reason could remake society. Revolutionaries took them at their word, executing the king and 17,000 others – many on merely the presumption of counter-revolutionary sympathies – during the Reign of Terror. “The American Revolution produced the Constitution. The French one produced the guillotine.”

The French model – that an enlightened vanguard can act in the people’s name, that the state can reshape society from above, that legitimacy may be won in the street – became a lasting export: the Bolsheviks modelled themselves on the Jacobins. It was at the Café de la Régence in Paris that Karl Marx began his collaboration with Friedrich Engels, who recounted that Marx later despaired of what his French disciples made of his work and declared himself “no Marxist”. Nevertheless, in the 20th century, Paris became a finishing school for revolutionaries. A young Hồ Chí Minh spoke at the 1920 Congress that founded the French Communist Party, which was later joined by a young Pol Pot, who arrived in France on a scholarship in 1949. And it was Michel Foucault whose argument that “knowledge is an instrument of power” swept Western universities from the late 1970s and laid the groundwork for the madness of identity politics. The Statue of Liberty is worth keeping. “Some of the other gifts should be returned to sender.”

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Heroes and villains

Norway: sucks, apparently. Getty

Villain
Norway, according to Donald Trump, who launched a foul-mouthed tirade against the Scandinavian country over his failure to win the Nobel Peace Prize. “Frankly, Norway sucks,” the US president said at a rally on Sunday. “Norway has become a shithouse country, actually.” The Norwegian foreign minister, Espen Barth Eide, said the following day that Trump “knows very well” the government has no influence over the Peace Prize. “We have reminded him of that, in case anyone is wondering, and that is still the case.”

Villains
Curators at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum in Glasgow, who have removed a 3,800-year-old Egyptian mummy from display “as a mark of respect”, citing the “absence of consent” from the deceased individual or their descendants. Why stop there, says Kevin McKenna in The Herald. What about the dinosaur bones being gawped at by cruel humans? “Did anyone stop to think of the distress caused to the Pterodactyl and Tyrannosaurus rex community?” And those woolly mammoths seemed like sensitive creatures. “How dare we put their loved ones on display?”

Villain
French footballer Kylian Mbappé, who has had several lucrative Chinese branding contracts cancelled after making an uncomplimentary remark about Mao Zedong. The Real Madrid striker told a podcast that the meme which makes him laugh the most is one where his face is superimposed on to “some guy, I think it’s a Chinese dictator…” He issued a hasty apology, but it didn’t wash. “Words and deeds that hurt the feelings of the Chinese people,” said foreign ministry spokesman Lin Jian, “will naturally be met with opposition from all sectors of Chinese society.”

Heroes
The residents of Denbighshire in North Wales, after their council created a recycling system involving no fewer than 11 separate containers. Locals now have to separate out glass, paper, metals, plastics, cardboard, food waste, general rubbish, batteries, clothes, garden waste and soft plastics. Resident Linda Muraca says putting out the bins – and bags, and hessian sacks, and food waste caddies – has “become a full-time job”.

Tomorrow’s world

Top hacker Boris Grishenko (Alan Cumming) in Goldeneye (1995)

The internet’s not safe any more

Last week could go down as the “worst in the history of cybersecurity”, says Matteo Wong in The Atlantic. On Wednesday, news emerged about two major vulnerabilities in PHP, a computer programming language used by 70% of websites, which prompted governments, hospitals and firms around the world to go offline as a precaution. (There have already been millions of attempts to exploit these weaknesses.) Unrelated, on the same day, successful attacks were revealed in software used by Netflix, PayPal, Walmart and other big companies. On Thursday a firm that runs lab tests on a third of American adults every year was hit. When I asked a top cyber expert about yet another major hack he paused. “I didn’t see that one,” he said. “It’s been quite a busy week.” There’s been no let-up this week, either, with hackers pilfering a whopping $6.3bn from crypto exchange Binance.

What’s really scary is that this series of incidents – which some security folk are calling “Black October” – may be remembered as “normal, or even tame”. The reason is that over the past two decades companies and individuals have been lulled into a false sense of security. The web is riddled with vulnerabilities, but that’s largely been fine. Most of us don’t think twice about entering our address or bank details on a random website, because until recently there were so few skilled hackers able to take advantage. But now anyone can use AI to deploy a tireless, automated hacker army. A spate of attacks on a South Korean bank last month was traced back to a relatively unsophisticated 26-year-old in China. After he got all the data, he asked AI: “How do I monetise this?” Until every line of code that underpins the web is rewritten to patch all these gaps, we’ll be stuck in this “valley of pain”.

🤖🇨🇿 What’s extraordinary about the PHP hack, says Matt Muir on the Page 94 podcast, is that it was only fixed because “some bloke” in the Czech Republic, Ondřej Surý, converted the relatively complex fixes released by the PHP Foundation into “patches” that anyone could easily install themselves. To be clear, Surý isn’t in charge of anything; “he has a day job”. But thanks to his quick work, a huge chunk of the internet was fixed in a day or so, instead of going offline for, potentially, “a lot longer”.

The Knowledge Crossword

Sport

Hunt in 1977: ravenous for claret, cocaine and carnality. Ben Martin/Getty

“Lord Flashheart in fire-retardant overalls”

Today, racing drivers are generally clean-living, corporate-trained professionals with all the personality of a wet-weather tyre. But 50 years ago, says Adam Hay-Nicholls in The Spectator, the F1 drivers’ championship was claimed by a very different beast: James Hunt, the tall, tousled Old Wellingtonian and “patron saint of Marlboro-puffing playboys”. In a discipline founded on bravery, testosterone and sex appeal, the blonde, broad-chested Englishman stood out for his prodigious appetites – “Lord Flashheart in fire-retardant overalls” – as ravenous for claret, cocaine and carnality as he was for speed. Unruly and boisterous, Hunt caught the driving bug relatively late, entering his first race in a Mini aged 20. He quickly climbed the single-seater ladder, eventually graduating to Formula 1 with the glamorous, unconventional privateer team Hesketh, whose aristocratic owner, Alexander Fermor-Hesketh, 3rd Baron Hesketh, Hunt referred to as “The Good Lord”.

The team grabbed headlines with their decadent exploits, turning up to races in helicopters and Rolls-Royces with a “bevvy of bohemian beauties” on their arms. Models outnumbered mechanics in the pits and they didn’t need the excuse of a podium finish to spray champagne, gorging on lobster and caviar lunches on race days. In the run-up to the 1976 Japanese Grand Prix, Hunt allegedly bedded 33 British Airways stewardesses in his suite at the Tokyo Hilton. He finished the race high enough to win the championship – much to the consternation of the “serious” teams like Ferrari and Lotus – and drank first class dry on the flight back to London, where he received a “hero’s welcome”. If his rivals wanted to know the secret, they could have just looked at the patch sewn on to Hunt’s trademark red overalls proclaiming: “Sex: Breakfast of Champions.”

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