The myth of German denazification

🦃 Turkey truths | 🖼️ Turner vs Constable | 👨‍⚖️ Elvis Judge

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Starmer’s talent problem

Numerous civil servants remember their first encounter with Labour ministers last year, says Ed West on Substack. Britain’s new rulers walked into their departments, traded pleasantries with officials, then asked for “ideas about how to run the country”. The mandarins were confused: “That’s your job, minister.” Eighteen months on, Keir Starmer is the least popular prime minister in history, leading a party polling in the teens. Bookies strongly favour his resignation by the end of next year. As a conservative, I feared Labour would do lasting damage while bribing and flattering enough of the electorate to succeed politically. “Luckily, I was too pessimistic, and things are even worse than I expected.”

People complain about career politicians. Starmer has the opposite problem. He is notably bad at managing his MPs – he hasn’t even met some of them and apparently can’t remember their names. (Tony Blair was brilliant at this. His trick was to repeat someone’s name several times early in a conversation; it always stuck.) Admittedly, Starmer has a talent problem aggravated by the Corbyn era, which left hordes of MPs from trade unions and charities. These folk spent so long saying fashionable, popular things that they now have no stomach for doing necessary, unfashionable ones – hence their rejection of last summer’s welfare cuts. Why was this a surprise? Media scrutiny of Labour was so poor before the election that one hedge fund commissioned its own report – who would the MPs be, what were their policies, etc. Its conclusion was, essentially: “There is no plan, there is no vision, and they’re not going to succeed because they don’t have the talent.” The fund took a short position on UK gilts, essentially betting that Britain’s borrowing costs would rise. “They made a lot of money.”

🤝🖋️ Starmer is, belatedly, trying to get his MPs onside, says Patrick Maguire in The Times. In September he appointed a new political director, Amy Richards, who has been getting the PM to send backbenchers handwritten notes, invite them to No 10 and hold lunches in the members’ dining room. They say it’s almost becoming a challenge to avoid him.

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Heroes and villains

Villain
Keir Starmer, who got in trouble with a headmistress this week after leading a class in a banned TikTok meme. The prime minister was visiting Welland Academy in Peterborough when a girl sitting next to him jokingly told him they were reading page 67, prompting everyone – the PM included – to launch into the “6-7” meme, which involves saying “six, seven” and juggling your hands. When the headmistress told him children got in trouble for doing that, the PM apologised, adding: “I didn’t start it, Miss.”

Hero
JD Vance, for bravely telling Americans some much needed home truths. “Be honest with yourselves,” he said to troops in a Thanksgiving speech, “who really likes turkey?” When some of the crowd said yes, the US vice president responded: “You’re all full of shit.” How many times a year, he asked, do you roast a turkey? “Nobody does it because turkey doesn’t actually taste that good.” He’s not wrong.

Hero
Matthew Thornhill, a fun-loving Missouri judge who tried to lighten the mood in his courtroom by wearing an Elvis Presley wig and playing the singer’s music from his phone during court proceedings. Unfortunately his superiors didn’t see the funny side, and he has been handed a six-month unpaid suspension.

Musk (L) and Christ. Getty

Hero
Elon Musk, according to Elon Musk’s Grok AI. When a journalist asked the chatbot who made the better role model for modern humanity, Musk or Jesus Christ, Grok replied: “Elon Musk edges out as the better role model… exemplifying relentless innovation, risk-taking and a commitment to preserving our species.”

Villain
American weightlifter Jammie Booker, who has lost the title of the World’s Strongest Woman after it emerged that she is a biological male. Organisers insist they were unaware of Booker’s gender status, though the 28-year-old’s fellow competitors appeared to know: when the victory was announced, British runner-up Andrea Thompson stormed off the podium, saying: “this is bullshit”.

Villains
Voters, according to Labour MP Cat Eccles, who complained this week that the government’s efforts to tighten up the asylum system were just an attempt to “appease the electorate”. Goodness, what a “horrifying thought”, says Michael Deacon in The Daily Telegraph. Members of the public having “the effrontery, the arrogance, the bare-faced cheek” to expect their democratically elected representatives to do what they tell them to do? “Who do these voters think they are?”

Quirk of history

Hermann Goering being tried for war crimes in Nuremberg in 1946. Raymond D'Addario/Galerie Bilderwelt/Getty

The myth of German denazification

With a new Russell Crowe film dramatising the Nuremberg trials, it’s worth remembering “what happened afterwards”, says Dominic Lawson in The Sunday Times. Though a handful of top Nazis were executed, vast numbers of those “intimately involved” in the Holocaust were absolved under the rubric of “only obeying orders”. This was, in part, down to the “efficiency” of the extermination process. Witnesses were required to secure a prosecution, but in many cases only a few survivors remained. At Belzec extermination camp, half a million people were gassed and just two survived. Only “a single person was convicted for this industrialised mass murder”.

The other reason was that the West German judiciary was “riddled” with old Nazis. A 1951 law required the state to re-employ former Nazi party members – “at the seniority they had previously enjoyed under Adolf Hitler” – and in short order they accounted for more than 75% of the judiciary’s top ranks. With the US and Britain distracted by the Cold War, some of the most depraved perpetrators of wartime atrocities were given pardons and freed from prison. Dr Herta Oberheuser, who had conducted grotesque medical experiments on camp inmates, returned to medical practice after just five years. Dr Hermann Pfannmüller, who took pride in demonstrating to his medical students how efficiently he killed disabled children, was freed two years after his conviction. One of his colleagues, also released after two years, went on to become president of the German Medical Federation. Yes, some faced justice at Nuremberg. But far more escaped it.

What to see

The Hay-Wain by John Constable (1776-1837)

Few rivalries in the history of art are spicier than that of Britain’s great landscape painters, JMW Turner and John Constable, says Alastair Sooke in The Daily Telegraph. To mark the 250th anniversaries of their births – 1775 and 1776 – Tate Britain has staged an exhibition setting the pair head-to-head. Across its 12 rooms are around 170 pieces, including “absorbing” rarely seen works: Turner’s Juliet and Her Nurse hasn’t been exhibited in the UK since 1836; Constable’s Waterloo Bridge may never have been exhibited at all. And curator Amy Concannon’s opinionated, lively – “occasionally even chatty” – labels are a treat. Turner gives us mountain passes, wild seas and steamboats; Constable offers wheeling birds, billowing clouds and dramatic emptiness. Who is better? That’ll be up to you. “Thrilling stuff.” Runs until April 2026

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Quoted

“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
US author Earl Wilson

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