💃 Annabel’s Annabel | 🔔 Crumbling churches | 📚 Dumbing down
📝 Camilla’s penpal | 🍫 Penguin downgrade | 🤔 “Marie est malade”
🇨🇳 Trump impersonator | 😘 Claudia Winkleman | 👶 £180k tutor
🏰 Celebrity Traitors | 🍻 JPMorgan HQ | 🥔 Potato puffer
🦞 Bougie breakfasts | 🧊 Clegg’s icebreaker | 😬 AI prank
🐦⬛ Thatcher’s walk | 🤭 “Boombayah” | 🇬🇧 Anglofuturism
🤖 “MANGO” | 🪖 Enoch Powell | 🚩 New York’s flags
🇲🇦 Tangier | 🤖 Raunchy robots | ❌ “Champers”
🏰 Orchil Castle | 👵 80-year-old Ironwoman | 📸 Lee Miller
🤳 Sumo tourists | 🤯 Airbag ingenuity | 🚬 Ciggy hat
📉 Lafite Rothschild | 🤔 “67 meme” | 🥊 Conker championships
😘 Thatcher’s “lovers” | 🎻 Stradivarius stitch-up | 👸 Trump’s queens